Thoughts for the Day

[admin]

1. Sex is like air. It's not that important unless you aren't getting any.
2. No one is listening until you fart.
3. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
4. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
5. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.
6. Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
7. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
8. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
9. If you lend someone £20 and never see that person again, it was probably well worth it.
10. If you always tell the truth, you don't need a memory.
11. Some days you are the fly; some days you are the windscreen.
12. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.
13. Good judgment comes from bad experience - and most of that comes from bad judgment.
14. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
15. There are two excellent theories for arguing with women. Neither one works.
16. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
17. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
18. We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our ass - then things just keep getting worse.
19. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

[kasa]

Oh these quotes really did make me smile and I shall definitely be passing them on to friends. Thank you for making me smile. I haven't lost my sense of humour!!! lol

(10-16-2009 04:49 PM)admin Wrote:  1. Sex is like air. It's not that important unless you aren't getting any.
2. No one is listening until you fart.
3. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
4. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
5. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.
6. Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
7. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
8. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
9. If you lend someone £20 and never see that person again, it was probably well worth it.
10. If you always tell the truth, you don't need a memory.
11. Some days you are the fly; some days you are the windscreen.
12. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.
13. Good judgment comes from bad experience - and most of that comes from bad judgment.
14. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
15. There are two excellent theories for arguing with women. Neither one works.
16. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
17. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
18. We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our ass - then things just keep getting worse.
19. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

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Oh these quotes really did make me smile and I shall definitely be passing them on to friends. Thank you for making me smile. I haven't lost my sense of humour!!! lol

(10-16-2009 04:49 PM)admin Wrote:  1. Sex is like air. It's not that important unless you aren't getting any.
2. No one is listening until you fart.
3. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
4. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
5. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.
6. Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
7. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
8. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
9. If you lend someone £20 and never see that person again, it was probably well worth it.
10. If you always tell the truth, you don't need a memory.
11. Some days you are the fly; some days you are the windscreen.
12. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.
13. Good judgment comes from bad experience - and most of that comes from bad judgment.
14. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
15. There are two excellent theories for arguing with women. Neither one works.
16. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
17. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
18. We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our ass - then things just keep getting worse.
19. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

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Oh these quotes really did make me smile and I shall definitely be passing them on to friends. Thank you for making me smile. I haven't lost my sense of humour!!! lol

(10-16-2009 04:49 PM)admin Wrote:  1. Sex is like air. It's not that important unless you aren't getting any.
2. No one is listening until you fart.
3. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
4. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
5. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.
6. Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
7. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
8. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
9. If you lend someone £20 and never see that person again, it was probably well worth it.
10. If you always tell the truth, you don't need a memory.
11. Some days you are the fly; some days you are the windscreen.
12. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.
13. Good judgment comes from bad experience - and most of that comes from bad judgment.
14. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
15. There are two excellent theories for arguing with women. Neither one works.
16. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
17. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
18. We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our ass - then things just keep getting worse.
19. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

[darren09]

(10-16-2009 04:49 PM)admin Wrote:  1. Sex is like air. It's not that important unless you aren't getting any.
2. No one is listening until you fart.
3. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
4. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
5. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.
6. Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
7. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
8. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
9. If you lend someone £20 and never see that person again, it was probably well worth it.
10. If you always tell the truth, you don't need a memory.
11. Some days you are the fly; some days you are the windscreen.
12. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.
13. Good judgment comes from bad experience - and most of that comes from bad judgment.
14. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
15. There are two excellent theories for arguing with women. Neither one works.
16. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
17. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
18. We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our ass - then things just keep getting worse.
19. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

hi, my 1st reply in forum. thanks admin. no.7 is my fav, really made me laugh out loud, was hilarious. kinda says it for me! oh and no.5 too, will be passing these on.

[SharonR]

(04-13-2010 12:46 PM)darren09 Wrote:  

(10-16-2009 04:49 PM)admin Wrote:  1. Sex is like air. It's not that important unless you aren't getting any.
2. No one is listening until you fart.
3. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
4. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
5. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.
6. Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
7. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
8. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
9. If you lend someone £20 and never see that person again, it was probably well worth it.
10. If you always tell the truth, you don't need a memory.
11. Some days you are the fly; some days you are the windscreen.
12. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.
13. Good judgment comes from bad experience - and most of that comes from bad judgment.
14. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
15. There are two excellent theories for arguing with women. Neither one works.
16. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
17. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
18. We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our ass - then things just keep getting worse.
19. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

hi, my 1st reply in forum. thanks admin. no.7 is my fav, really made me laugh out loud, was hilarious. kinda says it for me! oh and no.5 too, will be passing these on.

hahahahahahaaaaaaaaa i love it

[daines9]

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